Marxist banking parasites
Because for some reason, he's afraid to say "Jew bankers".
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.
Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.
I am really about to throw my morality away and start grifting the FUCK out of these clowns.
5G defense necklaces, vaccine-removal potions, distilled masculinity in a bottle, magnets you shove up your nose to keep trans kids out of your bank account, whatever, you name it. Since we're about to lose foreign production it's time to fire up those 3D printers and Etsy accounts.
While I'm being cheeky, I'm also not. The world has changed, the old ways are dying because there is too much opposition to truth and reality. Of fucking COURSE a genetics company is going to produce complete fantasy creatures and call them "Dire Wolves" and you know what? I WOULD TOO, because this is how you survive now, this is the world we've become through no fault of our own.
Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!
Crystals can actually remove bad influences from your life, if you throw them hard enough.
Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.
If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.
(This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I'd say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)
Makes sense... But I need money to survive.
I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I'm just burnt out and jaded at this point.
The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn't understand. They also are pacifists and don't let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.
The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda
I... Is he saying it's in a pinworm's best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the "Jewish elite?" The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint????
I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.
The thing that pisses me off about shit like that the MOST is that ivermectin has genuine uses for humans, and really good ones at that - but shit like that gives it a bad light.
If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer
Marxist banking parasites...
"Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts" - Carl Farx
(((Carl Farx)))
Just say the 3 letter word, my guy
In any sane country assholes like this would instantly lose their medical licence. And if they weren't doctors to begin with, only pretending to be, they'd end up in prison.
Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.
Or they buy ivermectin and poison their queer relatives with it
You'd have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It's extremely common in some parts of the world.
Giving someone a medication without their knowledge is dangerous and a poisoning attempt, period, no matter how harmless you consider it.
Legally, totally agreed.
...but if you were so inclined to want to cause someone harm through poisoning, you'd have chosen really badly if you chose ivermectin.
I know a guy who put magic mushrooms in his family's coffee maker.
After a month of hallucinations, his mom checked herself into a psych ward for two weeks.
Guy thought it was really funny when he told her what he did, after she got back.
Guy is now homeless (unemployed 26 yo was living with his parents.)
Good story, but I question the relevance.
Wyvern mentioned that medicating someone without their knowledge is bad.
So I provided an example of that, taken up a notch.
I love being pansexual because if someone asks if I am gay, I can honestly say "no" and they leave me the fuck alone.
What's a Marxist banker?
A dogwhistle for "the Jews"
Dog whistle? Or fog horn?
The thing about dog whistles is they're foghorns to dogs but not humans.
Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn't know about it.
A banker that handles our money?
What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?
Tang.
Isn't that just a gold standard but with a beverage powder instead?
That's one way to interpret it, yes.
What's another way?
Ribaldly.
You're just being glib in the sense of having the gift of the gab?
Pussy. He means pussy.
I'm laughing at my naivety now. Thank you. That makes so much more sense.
NBD. It’s basically always about pussy. Unless it’s dick. Or other sensitive areas. Basically people are gross and are always looking to find validation with others that their grossness is a shared trait.
99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
I think you're right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I'll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
Also keep an eye out for people complaining about "globalists" and "coastal elites" because you'll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.
Ugh. That's extra nasty because it tries to subvert class consciousness by deflecting it into culture war.
I thought this was satire and I was wrong
https://blog.mygotodoc.com/p/the-philosopher-king-vs-the-vampire
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