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Imagine dragons - cutthroat.

I refuse to believe that this is a real song. Id themselves are garbage in general, but this is just insane.

MmmBop. I hated it the first time I heard it, I hate it now, and I only have to be reminded of it's existence and it will play in my head because it is so fucking catchy that somebody must have sacrificed the minimum of one newborn to some dark deity that thrives one human suffering.

The Piña Colada Song.

It enrages me. I hear the first note and I want to break a window. If it comes on in the car, I almost break my wrist with how quickly I turn it off.

Skibidi toilet, I hate it with a passion.

Guns ‘N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle. I don’t like GNR full stop, but the radio station I used to wake up to on the alarm clock would play that song at exactly the same time everyday.

Couldn’t understand why I used to wake up angry every morning until I changed stations.

I might as well go first: Emilia - Big Big World

I absolutely hated it when it was released and played everywhere, and I recently accidentally stumbled across it, and to the surprise of nobody, I still loathe it.

• Melody of a lullaby.
• Least interesting chord progression in existence.
• Lyrics as if they were written by a 12 year old.
• Annoying motifs.

Honorable mention: How you remind me. I'm not just bandwagoning on nicklelback hate here, I actually kinda like them, at least their first album. But that song is so overplayed and overrated I simply cannot stand it.

Moves Like Jager, a song which I can not stand.

Thankfully not played everywhere anymore.

Game Over by Falling In Reverse

Just listen to the first line and you'll understand

Toss up between Jenny (867-5309) for being absolutely disgusting on a conceptual level for glorifying stalker behavior or Owner of a Lonely Heart for going fucking nowhere and then having the audacity to drop a blaring synth note like it's a crescendo before going back to nothing.

Lemon Tree by Fools Garden

“I’m blue da da Dee da da da. “

Just typing it out makes me cringe.

Anything written by Sabrina Cuntpunter.

What a toxic, abusive, petty little shit she seems to proudly declare herself as.

Disappointed that I have not seen every song Dave Matthews has ever sung listed in here.

SAIL

Anything from Pearl Jam.

Some Nights by Fun

Goddamn if those are not the single worst vocals to cross my ear holes and they’re somehow popular with that shit. Everything from them is white boy preachy.

The solo 3 minutes in make me want to commit crimes. And not in the fun way.

Pretty much every song played by Walmart radio

Body like a Back Road 🤢🤮

Butterfly by Crazy Town

Anything by guns and roses. I've turned off other people's radios at work when they come on. It's almost started fights but that shit can fuck right off. I can deal with anything else but there's so etbihg about gnr that gets up my nose.

Weezer - Beverly Hills.

Weezer's only good song is Buddy Holly. All their other songs are terrible. And Beverly Hills is the worst.

Kokomo

"What's going on" by Four Non-Blondes - what a childish nepo baby song and what a dumb fucking name for a band.

Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt.

Jump by Van Halen