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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Technically those images would be different without insects.

You wouldn't believe how dead everything would be without insects.

Humans would have an extinction level event if suddenly all bugs were gone.

OP IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL!

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 8 hours ago

Clegs can go extinct and no one will cry about it. Fuck clegs. I will take mosquitos and wasps any day over clegs.

Not only are they the insect version of a bad day they were also adorned the worst color scheme in nature: gray and poop brown. They have nothing going for them. Delete.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, I can settle for mosquitos and wasps going extinct.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Actually mosquitoes are a major food source for other animals.

And wasps are a major aspect of nature's dead creatures cleanup crew.

Tics we can eradicate tho. They are also a food source but afaik not nearly as big as mosquitoes

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 hour ago

Nah

Just make good enough solar panels that can run machines to turn your faeces into Tasty Wheat and all your excreted gases into useful ones and you can get rid of all the animals and insects you want.
Oh and you will need to cover the top of your structures on Earth with them and constantly maintain them against environmental wear and also make sure you have enough energy required for continuous micro-terraforming required to keep the place habitable for humans after the following ecological collapse.

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

80% of our bugs will be replaced by AI by the year 2026

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Don't worry, AI will reintroduce those bugs into our software to live on there

[–] bier@feddit.nl 18 points 1 day ago

Yeah if bugs didn't exist I'd be homeless too

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 324 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sus@programming.dev 68 points 1 day ago

funny how well this fits for both meanings

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Bees and butterflies don't pollinate all by themselves, FYI. Things that bite/sting also do a lot of pollination work! Flies, wasps, etc

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

mosquitoes can fuck right off. the rest stays.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

Without mosquitoes many birds and bats (also both great pollinators) would die out :(

[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Actually mosquitos help as well, they are a food source for many other insects and animals. It’s just a food chain (and you are at the bottom… with that sweet, sweet blood)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I remember reading a long time ago that most insects are a very protein dense food source ... beef when looking at the whole cow is about 50%-60% protein overall .... while an insect is about 90% protein.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 18 hours ago

if you're not concerned about the texture crickets taste almost exacly like peanuts

[–] Tankton@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. I'd like to see OP's reaction if a giant would crush his house and maybe even his loved ones.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Little Fly,
Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand
Has brushed away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength and breath
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.

  • poem by William Blake
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

It makes you realize why we want to destroy the world so easily when we only ever see the world as being convenient for us only and not for all life no matter what shape or form it comes in.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You confuse bees with wasps or what

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just because your puny human brain can't comprehend the reason doesn't mean they didn't have one.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago

Also bees don't really bite. They sting.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

We're working on it.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 18 hours ago

If you hate bugs so much why not cover yourself with DDT

[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 2 points 21 hours ago

me if hayfever didn't exist:

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 65 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Don't 'monkey's paw' comments usually have a negative?

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 hour ago

Extremophiles: "Are we a joke to you?"

[–] match@pawb.social 46 points 1 day ago

the capybaras are dead :c

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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It's kind of funny how cyclical the solution is here. Compute needs power. That power is driving climate change. Which kills the bugs which kills the humans which prevents any more bugs from being created.

Thank you for reading my Black mirror fanfic brought to you by noctua.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I upvoted this before I saw what community it was in. Now I wish I could upvote twice.

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[–] epicshepich@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to sleep on the grass before my jujutsu class. Got bit by some bugs once, but honestly, the worst problem was trying to find a spot without goose poop.

[–] PolarKraken@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

Fuck the Canada goose.

Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don't even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.

Death to biting mosquitos.

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/02/20/467094440/would-it-be-a-bad-thing-to-wipe-out-a-species-if-its-a-mosquito

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

What a out ticks?

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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You need to meet it's bigger brother, the swan.

Where I live we get white swans, Canadian geese, and Egyptian geese. Egyptian are smaller and absolutely fine. Canadian will get angry and tell you to fuck off Swans are 50% bigger and will run you out of the county.

[–] Metamist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Please don't fuck the geese

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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Me if ticks didn't exist.

I used lay directly in the grass without a care in the world.

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