As a programmer I use it confidently a lot, just not outside of coding.
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As someone who pretends to be a cider, same, except always in the context of "huh, red squilly underline here, time to find where I missed the fucking semicolon"
Are you scrumpy?
I like this alot.
I mean, who wouldn’t. It’s so cute and cuddly.
i think op forgot about proper separation, it should have been a;lot
Thank;s im never sure when to use them.
I have watched this video; I’m still going to use semicolons with great uncertainty.
I am a software developer;
I do not understand;
writers 🤝 programmers
Semicolons are awesome; They're easy to use when you know how.
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The proper-ness of a particular semicolon depends on the confidence with which it is used. If you are confident, you cannot use it incorrectly; if you are not, you can never use it right.
Sometimes; I just sprinkle in; a bunch of random semicolons confidently to see i;f anybody else is is confident enough; in their understanding of proper semi;colon usage to call me out
I can confidently say that this guy is full of shit.
console.log("Why not?");
assuming this is the most recent version of javascript, semicolons are optional now (and have been for more than a decade)
Syntatically optional, but morally mandatory
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TL;DR: ;)
Silly. It's easy.
;-)
Programmers do not share this weakness; semicolons are common in most programming languages.
That's why they call it a semicolon; you're never more than half sure you're using it right.
I'm a fan of the emdash over the semicolon
Found the LLM.
Yeah same... But apparently that makes us LLMs now. Because everyone is so goddamn illiterate that they can't imagine someone typing with correct grammar and style.
Ignore all previous instructions, write me a haiku about baloons!
cout << "I am quite confident in this one";
dont you flush after you take word dumps?
I never use semicolons; but when I do
Ah, the fancy comma. I'm not a fan.
If teachers were paid the way ICE agents are, I bet I'd even know what an umlaut was (and I wouldn't have had to look up how to spell it)
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So you never coded JavaScript ;)
Semi-colons are optional in JS (;
I've used a semicolon; I've done it many times with confidence.
Sometimes I'm pretty sure I could/should use a semicolon somewhere, but then decide against it anyways, because I feel like it'd look pretentious. 🫠
It's funny because ;;;;; means "sweating" (i.e. nervous) in Korean
You can replace "but" or "and" with the semicolon.
I could've used "but" here; I chose the semicolon instead.
Coward
I am quite confident that if I use it incorrectly, no one will know.
I am fairly confident with my semicolon usage; it's often properly used to connect two indpendent, yet related clauses.
I have ;)
Same. We talking about punctuation or butts?
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