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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Might as well make it year round. Hell, vanilla was considered the fanciest of fancy rare spices, and now it's in everything.

Biggest problem i have with "seasonal" food, is the absolutely infuriating amount of food wasted just because the box/product needs to be swapped for the version that has hearts and bunnies on it.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Vanilla, actual vanilla, is a pain in the ass to make, and almost all of the world's actual vanilla ends up in ice cream. We can synthesize the same chemicals out of, among other things, wood pulp and beaver secretions, which is why it's easier to make things vanilla flavored now.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

wood pulp

This is also why barrel-aged spirits don't just taste like vanilla, they have literal vanillin in them, which is vanilla's main flavor compound.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm surprised whiskey aged in oak doesn't come out as bitter af due to the tannin in the wood. Is that the point of charring the barrel?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

IDK, TBH. Though I do think that many aged spirits are kind of bitter, especially the extra-long aged ones. Seems to depend on the oak species, too, French Oak often seems to lead to bitterer spirits (might be part of the reason why cognac often has added sugar) compared to White Oak (the standard for bourbon barrels).

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you mean the vanilla bean is a pain in the ass to grow? Vanilla is really easy to make from vanilla beans. Just use alcohol to extract the vanilla

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It should just be sold all year round anyway. The hell I have to wait until October/September for things to taste like pumpkin pie? It doesn't ever actually have pumpkin in it, so it's not because of a growing season.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, this doesn't look to be Halloween-themed or anything. I have cans of pumpkin and pumpkin extract that last for years. They can do pumpkin stuff whenever.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I can't stand pumpkin but it, I think obviously, should be made all year. Is there some problem with production or maybe people only like the taste of it exclusively at that time of year?

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

People go out of their way to buy pumpkin spice versions of products they likely would not have bought originally because the limited time nature makes them seem more enticing. And to also buy products in greater volume or more frequently than they otherwise would, to enjoy why it lasts. FOMO, basically.

Same reason why "McRib is back" keeps being a thing.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's part of that "you're in the season of happy now think of your childhood" thing that companies just sort of dreamed up

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll buy a pumpkin or apple cider donut once or twice when they release around September. If they were available all year, I honestly doubt I would think about it or have it anymore than that. I can't be the only one that feels that way.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With more people tapping into the trend of Summerween

Summerween

Your marketers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

They’ve never once considered if they should. Heck, Adam Smith said so himself:

“The wealth of nations relies on dumb ass marketing and stupid fuckers buying into it.” - Adam Smith

[–] xXSirDanglesXx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

They could've said "Thanksgummer." Count your blessings

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think I've tried any pumpkin spice food or drink (they aren't that common here), but I definitely want christmas sweets like gingerbread and spiced cookies available year-round - why eat cookies that are flavored with just butter, vanilla or chocolate, when you could have cookies with spices?

[–] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's clearly the anticipation that gives it the flavor!

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

I bet it also builds character.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's either season creep or retailers don't think we're going to make it through fall so they're dumping products ahead of schedule.

[–] million@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The auto shop in my hometown had a sign that said “pumpkin spice oil change”

I appreciate the humor of the random mechanic that thought that was a hoot

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

might as well just keep them year round at this point

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

From what I recall Starbucks used to keep Pumpkin Spice available much longer out of season than they advertised.

-I was on the pumpkin spice train before it was cool.

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[–] MU5T4N6@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

So what, if people enjoy having those, let them.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Menards has plastic skeletons out

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have two neighbors that decorate their plastic skeletons seasonally all year long. It’s my favorite thing.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Saw Halloween costume put up for sale, in mid-July. At this point, expecting frozen Turkeys to show up soon.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

christmas in july

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Saw Halloween decorations at Lowe's couple days ago

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Have to get it out early; Christmas has already taken over all of the fall season.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's weird being in the southern hemisphere sometimes.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I never thought of that... is the cinnamon/ginger/clove mix associated with autumn or Christmas there? I remember reading a book, I want to say Little House on the Prairie, when I was a kid where some kids were really excited that their mom brought them some cold, refreshing eggnog as a summer time treat while working in the field. I found that very strange.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No, it's not really a thing here at all.

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Stop it

Seriously, stop it

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

And there it will stay, until fucking Autumn.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I saw Christmas supplies at Costco a couple days ago…

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

i scrolled for just this link thanks

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck yeah! Pumpkin spice is delicious! That shit oughta be year round.

[–] Defectus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why we need seasonal regulation goddamit

[–] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://www.pastafariancalendar.com/

Friday, July 25, 2025 🍨 Hot Fudge Sundae Day 🍨

These seasonal food regulations should definitely reflect the clearly-correct religious position and not some false religion's take on things.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just hate that all supermarket tomatoes taste like pumpkin now

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I got Halloween candy at CVS today in June.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Candy corn too.

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