this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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Grandma be like 
prime for an "oddly specific" community
This sounds like theres a story to tell
Men with halitosis like to suck titties too
I assumed it was a smoker
Guy made their nipples stink after he sucked on them
But why??
Halatosis
wat
HALATOSIS!
WHAT
HALATOSIS!
ah
Supercalifragilisticexpi
That item sucks
Yeah that's a given but why?!
/j
Probably doesn’t floss.
sorry bout your nipples
That's the card I normally give the next morning.
There are two sides to every story. Maybe her nipples stink and she's projecting? And he's crying at home trying to get the taste out of his mouth with a bar of Irish Spring.
can confirm. Irish Spring gets last nights whiskey ferment out of your removed mouth.
Cheers lads, what do we do for rotgut vodka?
Da fuq?
This is the vibe I go for
God that reminds me of the end of this "Good Luck, Babe" parody
(Sorry its tiktok, I couldn't find it anywhere else but Instagram)
Sounds funny, sadly TikTok is so cancer I literally cannot open the link with ad block installed :(