If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
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Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.
It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.
Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?
Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.
Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.
Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.
I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?
Wait, what... what did the words say?
Communists are sexy now?
So we all become sexy with communism ?
The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?
This isn't the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don't take 7yos to Hooters anymore?
Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard
INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS
We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?
Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.
Unlike Romanian, which has gendered pronouns, adjectives, numbers and nouns
Unlike the beta Chinese, who didn't have gendered pronouns in their language but made them up to appease Western betas smh my head.
Even the communists had to bend the knee to the gender police 😢
I would say it makes being trans there easier, but...
Boneless wings are superior. I'll stand by that
I don't disagree but they're basically chicken nuggets.
Anywhere between boneless wings and communism. Would smash.
I haven't seen or heard of this gormless fat-headed Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.
Oh, he's serious? Poe's Law strikes again!
I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?
Meme accelerationism
Needs some photocopier burns to complete the process!
And lasers shooting out of Stalin’s eyes
Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin
Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi
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Is it gay to eat tenders?
Yes. It's quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.
Is it tender to eat gays?
Tenders - yes Tendies - no
Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.
If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.
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Trippin I love me some boneless wings
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