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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I buy all my sounding gear used. I don't wash it either. Just lick it and wipe it on my shirt.

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[–] Igilq@szmer.info 80 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Just assume they're joking and think on it no further.

Do not Google anything!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 70 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Some peehole just don't know when to stop.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

Amazon sells a ribbed one...

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

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[–] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] Civil_Liberty@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 14 points 2 days ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

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It's cause the other holes are full.

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 22 points 1 day ago (11 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 27 points 2 days ago

Sounds about right.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

I imagine it'll stretch like any other part of your body with practice.

That being said, I had a roommate in college who you could hear that his stream was wider than most. I imagine he might be able to pull this off.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen

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