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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

They need to get on that

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 16 hours ago

Clearly going somewhere else never occurred to the greedy little fucker.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.cafe 118 points 1 day ago

Reminder that the government is spending ridiculous money like this to accommodate the absurd whims of the elite while disabled homeless people are starving to death in droves.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

That can’t have been cheap. Or good for the lake, otherwise surely it would always be like that?

[–] only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Why it’s always Ohio man?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Did he even say, Thank You?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I just love that he gets booed everywhere he goes. I hope it continues for the rest of his life

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Always corruption with Republicans

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 95 points 1 day ago

Murica is their playground now.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I bet that boat needs new upholstery too

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

And therapy.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Boat couches are his favorite because they’re waterproof and easy to wash off.

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which bodily fluid are you referring to please?

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

I'm so glad this lives on, lol

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Trump is way out of his depth. I fear for him dying though because of Vance waiting in the wings.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Trump is a “once in a generation” level of grifter, much like Putin, Orban or Berlusconi in their respective countries. They somehow resonate with their population deeply, and they exploit this to grab and keep power.

Vance is just a run-of-the-mill second line fascist backed by some rich dudes, plenty to go around in every country. They (luckily) lack the charisma to pull votes in the necessary orders of magnitude to win an election.

I doubt most MAGA fans would follow Vance, the GOP would definitely start infighting after Trump’s death.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 1 day ago

The problem is the longer charismatic authoritarian leader is in power; the easier for the least charismatic authoritarian leader to stay in power.

The charismatic leader is the one who shapes the State to support the authoritarian leader.

Sure, they will be infighting between factions however the day to day running of the government doesn’t grind to a halt.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

i hope the piece of shit goes to jail, then get shanked. I don't want him dead until he's in jail.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

They're going to hit him with a poison dart soon , russia style . They got everything they needed out of that bozo

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My hope is that Vance doesn’t have the cult leader charisma to keep this maga shit together, and a power vacuum causes it to crumble.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

They've been planning vance as president from the start .

They're going to get rid of trump and invoke his name and image to get the worshipers to go along with whatever Pete , jd and whatever other gang of assholes that are waiting in the wings want done.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Demented rapist or techbro goon?

uh

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm a regular kayaker. This makes zero sense. The Ohio is huuuuge. There's nothing to be gained by raising a river so large in a kayak other than the flex of doing it.

We're not talking about some of the shallower rivers with rapids that you might bottom out on in sections during dry spells. This is a deep, wide river.

[–] relativestranger@feddit.nl 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it wasn't the ohio river, it was the lake in caesar creek state park, which feeds into the nearby little miami ~ 50 miles north of cincy and the ohio.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 26 points 1 day ago

This is the bourgeoisie in all its glory : seizing the common goods, grabbing nature by the pussy as if it were its god given right.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Aw shucks y'all he's just a simple hillbilly boy from the sticks who knows what it's like to go to bed with only a belly full of twinkies.