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[–] exu@feditown.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was onboard until I saw the "divine being" and "holy tongue" bits. I'm a technophobe, not a religious nutter.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

That doesn't make you divine.

But they don't know that!

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Depends on definition

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

They've got just as good a claim to divinity as anyone or anything.

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

My body is a temple. That is why I imbibe the holy red40 Doritos and the yellow5 mountain dew

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are more of a divine being, because only humans do religion. Our tongue is more holy, because we created words for holiness. [|B-)

[–] Jilanico@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

TempleOS: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is the computer/robot able to freely decide when/if to speak?

No = you should direct your attention to your fellow “divine” beings who programmed them

Yes = fuck you

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I, for one, hail our robot overlords. 🥰

^^^please ^^^don't ^^^kill ^^^me.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I really want to jam a pick tool into gas station pump speakers that blare ads.

I probably will if the oldest shell station that never updates their pumps does.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I will always turn off the sound of the GPS when using it, I just want a map to glance at, not a device ordering me around

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i just dont like when im in the middle of a conversation and the machine goes "TURN RIGHT"

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago
[–] qupada@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Except sometimes it pays off massively.

I had accidentally left the voice on for some reason, back when Google Maps' navigation was fairly new here in New Zealand. Back then it wasn't the easiest thing to turn off without pulling over and stabbing a bunch of buttons, so I left it.

Approaching a large intersection, it seemed it was taking the words on the street signs somewhat literally, as it told me

Signs for State Highway one-half

Indeed, the sign did appear to read "SH1/2".

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of Rik and the door

Warning: Does contain a little swearing.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I hate this
Just be nice, and don't act so superior :(