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[–] 156 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 126 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    This has gotta be satire, right?

    ....right?

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  • [–] 119 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    With LinkedIn it’s impossible to tell.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    Every time I see something this funny on LinkedIn, I remember that it would be an insult to the creative genius of the satirist who wrote it not to laugh react it. Have I laugh reacted something meant seriously? Probably, but it's for the greater good.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have had students like this. Have asked me for references and everything.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So, have they been like that before they took your classes?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    They seemed normal in class, very keen.
    Then it's dissertation time and they want to build levitating islands to solve global warming and getting into my office when I'm not there to leave weird notes on my monitor complaining that the department isn't responding to their 'funding proposal' emails.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago

    I need this to be satire.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago

    Jfc this HAS to be satire. No one is this dumb. Wait yes they are. But still.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He even wrote that with ChatGPT 😭

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes

    Fuckin lmao

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    this bothers me in so many ways I wasn't ready for

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    You're missing out the best part. In the original post there's a PHD dude from MIT who just replies with "what"

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's a real LI post:

    https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7239360707425697792/

    But I just read it and all of the author's replies to comments and I am still only about 70% sure he's joking. He must be though, right? He's an undergrad at Georgia Tech.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If E=mc² and E=mc²+AI, it follows that AI=0. Which is an understatement because it doesn't just achieve nothing, it achieves regression.

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    dude studying neuroscience, yet using less than 3% of the brain

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Undergraduate

    Neuroscience

    What gives them any credibility when it comes to computer science? The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this bubble.

    Edit: After scrolling through their comment responses and comments under other posts, I'm fairly certain they're just trolling.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    The AI actually represents the extra energy use caused overcomplicating things by adding the coolest new thing without thinking about what it is and how it might help

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago*

    I think we should turn this guy's mass into energy by pelting him towards the sun at the speed of light

    I'm sad that I can't just assume this guy is joking

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Should've got some sleep so you're thinking clearly, because that is some empty bullshit.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    The stupid, it burns

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    This is copied from an older LinkedIn-comment, and as such I'm pretty convinced this one is satire.

    The original though, I'm not so sure.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    One could use Bayes' law, replacing B with I:

    P(A|I) = P(I|A)P(A)/P(I)
    
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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Likedin is a stand up comedy platform.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Go Go Gadget Gouge My Eyes Out!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "symbolizes"

    You made a fucking logo and it sucks. Countless sleepless nights better spent at art school.

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    The AI ideology has gone too far

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Jesus Christ

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Some guy in the 80's was pushing the same thing but with "E=mc² + Texas Instruments Calculators". This is old news. /s

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Sometimes I worry that one day someone will say the smartest thing I've ever heard in my life and I will laugh at them.

    Because I already don't understand dumb people

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I actually got pretty much exactly this text when playing around with ChatGPT asking it to come up with inspiring tech bullshit.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    College has become convincing dumb rich kids they are smart while convincing smart poor kids they are dumb.

    I know there are good professors, good people who work at universities, that isn't who I want to criticise, just to be clear. But once accounting for that, the rest is just a fucked to death flaming pile of shit

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Would have been tastier with A1.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Alright... Found the original post. I think this is satire and he got all his friends to say it's brilliant.

    Edit: looks like he stole it from someone. I think this is copypasta. Brilliant

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