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is he the father?

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, Girl, and Black.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 weeks ago

It's the "B" in LTBQ. Latinos, Twinks, Blacks and Queens.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 73 points 2 weeks ago
[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sad that someone downvoted this.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 weeks ago

Not a pope.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It‘s hilarious how there is no comment about the obvious joke in the picture. The joke is that the black guy on the left is the father and the mom cheated on her husband (in case anyone didn‘t notice)

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I thought so too, but my general experience with people taught me otherwise

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I didn't. I thought it was a pope joke.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone over 13 should understand hyperbole.

Sorry, but I didn't learn that because I am too busy at the business factory.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

i thought it was a poop joke

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What would the other joke be??

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

The Conclave has failed to select a gender

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

A different one

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

No the joke is that some unholy power is the father and reality is beginning to break down.

It's a pretty funny vid actually.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Congratulations, it's a goth!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Pfft, conformists."

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Depeche Modeing intensifies

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

All I can find from a quick search is that it's Russian. The guy that's changed smiles and starts dancing after he becomes black as if he's been turned into some kind of whimsical creature, too. Pretty gross.

[–] logan_hero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Soviet cartoon Three on an island

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

i curse you to live without beans! nyeh!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

How far away do you have to be for that thing to work? First thing I'd do is take a trip to DC...

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Goddammit when I try to save this it only saves the first frame. What kinda bullshit witchery

Edit: Had to open the lemmy comment's link in tor (because for some reason vanadium did it too) but I got it!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago

The dude on the left knows what's going on and is mentally preparing for the arrival of our new Lord Satan

[–] WanderingThoughts 17 points 2 weeks ago

Gender:

D̵̡̨̢̮̳̦̠͕̟̩̞̙͚̬̯̠͓͇̘͙͈̺̠̞͕̱̲͙̖̝̣̱͕̖͇̻̟̻̦̗̆̈̌͛͆̚͜͜ͅͅĘ̶̨̧̧̧̧̨̢̢̨̠͚͉̜̤̣̥̗͖̳̘͚̞̹͚̫͉͍͈̳̼̣̱̙̦̖͔̹͔̻͎̦̻̩̦̝̲͎̮͖̖̺̣̯̳̠̮̩̖͍͍̪͎̮̫͎̩̻̺̠͓̞͈͕̝̖͎͔̳͙̥̻͙̩̼̟̤̇͌̅̌̎̈͜͜͠M̸̡̢̨̡̺̜͕͕͇̫̣̤̪͙̼̪̬̝̟̪̦̺̣̙̥̳͔͖̬̼̌́̇̈́̅̉́̂̊̇̒̾̑͂̔̓̿̆̊́̅͊̀̀̐̇̓̈̏̒̌̈́̿̓̔̇̏̈́̔̀́̅͛̄̈́̐͊́̿̿͗̆̊̎͆͊̓̐͑̽͋̓̉͛̎̀̐̅̍̕̚͘̚̕͜͝͝ͅÖ̷̧̡̨̧̢̹̣̯̠̺̺̘̳̬͙͎̪͙͉̲̭̣̞͈̰̩̜̮̞͚̙̳͎͓̬̤̘̭̮͖̭͙̤̳͍́̑͌̒̏̂̂͐͊͆̃̈̆̊͒̑̈́͌͆̽́͌̎̃̾̌̎̋͋͠͝ͅͅN̸̢̧̨̛͓͔̪̯̼̖̲̤͖̠̪̥̹̰̞͚̻͇̘͍͇͖̘̯͉̞͇̳̣̳̜̻̰̠̹̪͔͊̄́̎̇̆̐̐͂̃́̈́̈́̇́̀̑̆͗́̌͊͐͋͊̋͑̆̓̋̇̈́̂̑͂̑̊́̋̕͝͠͠ͅ

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

The Dark Lord shall return as the prophecy foretold!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

All genders?

These really should be called sex reveals.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

Even then, they don't do a DNA test, usually. So, assumed/assigned gender at birth reveals.

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think that most people need it to be revealed that the woman had sex if she is currently pregnant, unless they are Catholic or something.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🤦‍♂️ Biological sex.

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, I presumed that no robots were involved, but then again I haven't used a modern AI chatbot recently so maybe the field has advanced a lot?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldn't all genders be brown or white?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Gender reveals make about as much sense as a sexuality reveal. They're creepy, gross, harmful, and often just outright incorrect.

You'd be better off doing a "this is a picture of my fetus's current genitalia with an ultrasound". At least that would be demonstrably correct since it's a current picture.

Like... Even assuming gender magically works the way these people think it works, who gives a fuck, and why are you so fucking annoying about it? Plus, I wouldn't want random people to see my genit- Oh wait a second...

Oh god .... Oh no...

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

In many parts of the world, sex and gender are used interchangeably. It doesn't hurt anything.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Had to come back since I had already scrolled past when I understood the description and connected it with the dude with the wide opened eyes

What a good laugh it was

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder what happened:

  • staged / fake to imply option 2?
  • actually expecting a child from the guy on the left, and proudly announcing it to her husband (mid) with this gesture?
  • option 2, but only the husband (mid) knew, and he is announcing it to both
  • option 2, everybody knows, but the parents didn't know that the husband knows, which he is announcing herewith (only option that explains ALL facial expressions)
  • wanted pink smoke, but device malfunctioned / wrong device?
  • both: the child is from the guy on the left, but it was supposed to be a secret to the grave, foiled by the chatterbox smoke device?

I honestly don't know.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

but it was supposed to be a secret to the grave

That would have been pretty hard

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, does black smoke mean there's a new pope, or does it mean that they didn't find a new pope yet?

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

White smoke, pope, black smoke, no pope yet.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

it means her husband is getting a new brother!

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Did the father have a vasectomy?

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

NGL, lady be stacked.

Carry on…

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a Jim Carey film that kind of went like this.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Me myself and irene?

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