Ask Lemmy

Delete my browsing history!

farts

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

I'll show you true human nature.

Somebody probably deserves this

I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.

in a less serious tone

Hey, Listen!

I'm off to... Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

… and that’s all she wrote.

"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"

Pasta la vista, baby.

Click, click <>

You always were an asshole Gormon.

"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

"lets get this bread"

Uhm,, oh .

"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."

Somebody set up us the bomb!

Make THIS great, asshole!

Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.

I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to

"Superman".

Here comes the boom!

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Nothing personnel, kid.

There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.

"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!

Bomb voyage.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little removed? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.

Fuck you Donald

"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"

It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!

"What does THIS button do?"