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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

This is hilarious. It has the look of old internet but Im pretty sure its my first time seeing it. Eitherway upvoots. upvoots all around.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 254 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Holy shit this dark humor got me good

[–] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 1 week ago

That therapist's therapist had better brace themself.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

that's like 90% of therapy clients though

sometimes you just gotta pause and consider what it's like to live like that

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 103 points 1 week ago
[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Four? Four people is an amount you wouldn't have guessed?

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

I think there were fewer comments in general but these four were already there.

I’m not so sure now

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every wave of redditor carves out more space for it.

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 75 points 1 week ago

Dark, but funny.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago

This is something special

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 119 points 1 week ago (5 children)

She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.

[–] million@lemmy.world 137 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That wouldn't be her "sending it back"

[–] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.

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[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago

To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Product recall

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or a Texas school teacher...

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I love how this comment section goes from the top comments at over 200 upvotes to -50 downvotes in less than 10 comments (at the time of writing this). And then looking at the scrollbar not even being halfway down the page, which is a weird reaction of "man, so many idiots here, but also nice seeing them all getting downvoted into oblivion".

This is dark but funny, while it also sadly shows how many people here are brainwashed fucktards.

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