Exchange physical assets for virtual assets... This administration is GENIUS!!!

/s what a bunch of fuckheads

I didn’t have “Reverse Marshall Plan” on my 21st Century bingo card, but here we are.

Oh god...

So we laundering money to China now lol

Bankrupt a country speed run?

And then they can purchase NFTs with pictures of gold bars with zany expressions on them with those bitcoins - they'll make trillions, or maybe even gazillions that way!

Lol this is so funny, and sad, and funny. But sad.

paging mike judge.. paging mike judge..

This is so stupid it makes me want to actually go to hackernews and read the comments for this article so I can laugh my ass at some really smart techbro defending this.

You ever just wanna facepalm with your fist?

Jesus fucking christ

Now we're talking!

The most powerful recorded geomagnetic storm back in 1859 set fire to telegraph stations worldwide, but records indicate very few incidents involving a correlated sudden disappearance of gold bars.