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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 169 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

that’s not ai

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 121 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That shit is capsule, family.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

What is uuuuuuuuuup.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago
[–] bless@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago
[–] cm0002@piefed.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't that be "that's OC" for original content? Or is that abbreviation too old nowadays?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago

Isn't that the punchline of every boomer joke?

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 80 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is actually very encouraging.

[–] laserjet@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago

Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.

It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 56 points 8 months ago

That is one big pile of AI.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That's Mister Runt to you...

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

It's fax, deadass.

Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.

Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.

The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.

periodt.💯

Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 8 months ago

He asked the gooners, not the zooners

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I tried reading that but got tired about halfway through. I'm old. I need my rest.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago (4 children)

AI - artificial information

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.

I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
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[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 8 months ago

They're ready to post on lemmy.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.

  1. In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That kinda goes hard honestly.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.

There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Better understanding of AI than most adults

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"

[–] udon@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

This post is so believeable, totally not AI

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

That's numberwang!

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just as I thought it was going alright

I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right

It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Brainrot.

Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.

Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

No ~~cap~~ ai

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I'mma be honest That's AI.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Humans together strong!

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Makes sense.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Google Video or it didn't happen!

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

That post is ai.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 8 months ago

This whole post is AI . .

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