Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.
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Um, technically no one died
Exactly! You turn one girl into a blueberry and everyone loses their minds!
I've always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.
In the book Violet was put into a giant juice press and squished, leaving her body thin and gangly like someone extruded through Amigara Fault.
This is my three course chewing gum… it was made for me…
This blueberry press was made for me
Is this manga with human formed holes in a wall? Where did I see that?
In the movie, none of them died. Wonka verifies it at his office door when he picks up the mail. Charlie asks about the other kids and Wonka says they've been turned back into their terrible nasty selves, but are hopefully wiser for the wear. Wonka then points Charlie and Grandpa Joe to the exit and apologies for not showing them out because he'd already wasted the entire day.
She's pressed and returns to being normal-ish, just blue and flexible. Mike is also permanently altered (flat). The other two had it relatively easy in comparison
Flexible!
You know, I'm not sure which movie version's epilogue for the naughty kids I prefer now that you mention it
Um, technically no one died, your Honor.
Not to mention the property taxes and operating costs of the factory. Fucker is huge, and things like giant fans, chocolate rivers, wonkavision R&D and equipment, and WonkaVaters etc ain't cheap!
Looks like the OSA is going great.
It’s okay, you can’t charge an uncle and grand nephew for the same crime
I have the worst fucking lawyers
That's just science
We'll just charge Charlie we already have enough to put grandpa joe away for lifetimes
Is that why Wonka got into edibles now? Gotta make that legal weed money
Reminds me of that episode of squidbillies