Shut up baby, I know it.

Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder!

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

You know, I was God once.

LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!

Also, "They must learn our peaceful ways, through force!"

Guess what you're all accomplices too?!

You should say something else.

Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
Jimmy cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn, and he is great
Take that you stupid corn

"I don't want anybody thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger."

I am Bender, please insert girder.

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Afterlife? If I had to go through another life, I would kill myself

You want me to do 2 things?

Antiquing? boom (second to the obvious catchphrase)

The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...by force!

Goodbye losers whom i've always hated!

Do it again, and this time don't embarass yourselves is a close second though. We say that about kittens that are too cute all the time.

Your best is an idiot!

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Stop eating popplers! Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce!

Don't worry, Leela. Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh... Hahahahaha!

Hedonism-bot: "To overthrow humanity, we'd need a damned army!"

Bender: "Then a damned army we shall have!"

*cut to Robot Hell*

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

So then I said "See you at the fight..."

Learning is fun.

Hey, I should be mad at you.

I'm 40% ______.

I use this phrase at work "I can guarantee anything you want"

These balls are making me testy!

A baby what?

He was fun!

KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS

Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it.

Dooooooooooooomed

Watching hurricane Melissa coverage. Every time they said Jamaica, I would repeat Jamaica! My wife was not impressed.

🎶 I love stealing, I love taking things 🎶

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself