Why do you have a plate of just shrimp?

humam I smell scrumps

i can break this cuff!

god…damn…it…so…fucking…cloooooose…

Biblical levels of greed

want THAT SCRAMP

AND WHITE WINE!

I thought that was a fucking guinea pig the first time I saw it lmao

I love their little heads so much.

Wait. Is he gonna eat that cat?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PUT THE KITTY DOWN AND PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT MEOW!

Lol this cat looks and acts exactly like mine cat! Go calico!