Well, so much for scientific research in Antarctica…it’s about to be a war zone.

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[–] 158 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] 123 points 11 months ago (12 children)

    The year is 2070. Common daily temps are between 35-45°C. Only 200k humans survive globally, and barely.

    They still use fossil fuels to generate electricity...

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  • [–] 63 points 11 months ago

    A truce has been reached between the forces of AE-X11 Musk and the virtual consciousness of Jeff Bezos as they vow to unite against the tribal council of the former Russian Federation to secure the remaining oil reserves in the desert plains of the Antarctic continent

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago*

    Human population now being only 0.00025% of its peak, their greenhouse gas emissions are now insignificant, so, the planet is now finally recovering, fast.

    Edit : obviously I'm not a writer.

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    [–] 72 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Born too late to die in war over oil, born too early to die in war over oil, born just in time to die in war over oil.

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  • [–] 62 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    https://www.worldometers.info/oil/

    There are 1.65 trillion barrels of proven oil reserves in the world as of 2016.

    So another extra 30% or so.

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (15 children)

    For comparison, Venezuela has the world's largest oil reserve at 303 billion barrels.

    Winter is coming.

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  • [–] 44 points 11 months ago* (5 children)

    Venezuela has the world’s largest oil reserve

    Is THAT why we have an aircraft carrier off the coast?

    They've got oil and they're NOT sharing it with rich people?

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    [–] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It's almost poetic. The oil got there because there was once vegetation on Antarctica, that decayed over the eons. Now the thirst for oil will lead to heating the planet enough to melt the ice again.

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    [–] 40 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Ffs, just fuck off, Russia.

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    [–] 39 points 11 months ago

    Who put the barrels there!!!

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  • [–] 39 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    It's amazing how we always find ways to speedrun our downfall.

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    [–] 32 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    More to the point, what will the consequences be of that much carbon being repatriated into the atmosphere? I hear that Siberia has had some awfully hot, miserable summers recently. It’s likely not going to go over well with the climate problems Russia is having.

    Hmmmm.

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    We have been cooked for a while. I don’t think there’s anything after well-done, except burnt.

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    [–] 31 points 11 months ago

    FFS lets move on from trying to suck every last drop of oil out of the earth's crust.

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    The issue with fossile fuels or more generally oil dependency isn't the limited availability. It's that they're massive deposits of stored carbon and if we start burning them they get released to the atmosphere. With the oil deposits already known if we use them all, we'd have killed the planet long before the last drop of oil is used. We don't need any new deposits.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago

    Oh for fucks sake.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Trump's about to liberate Antarta... Aunt Tart... Antitartica... the place where the polar bears live!

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    [–] 25 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    Just for context, the US uses around 7 billion barrels per year. Can keep the SUVs going for the better part of a century.

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    [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    Hmm sounds like a good reason to have the ice all melt and speed up us dependency on it - USA 2026 probably

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    So, they were looking

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Any chance the capitalists will just leave it in the ground? No? I didn't think so.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    This title legit made me wanna not wake up tomorrow 😭

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Just in time for it to not matter as oil demand declines and renewable energy takes over.

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