Death to Oil
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The year is 2070. Common daily temps are between 35-45°C. Only 200k humans survive globally, and barely.
They still use fossil fuels to generate electricity...
A truce has been reached between the forces of AE-X11 Musk and the virtual consciousness of Jeff Bezos as they vow to unite against the tribal council of the former Russian Federation to secure the remaining oil reserves in the desert plains of the Antarctic continent
If there’s only 200K people left, everything is going to be fine … for them.
Human population now being only 0.00025% of its peak, their greenhouse gas emissions are now insignificant, so, the planet is now finally recovering, fast.
Edit : obviously I'm not a writer.
daily temps are between 35-45°C
Not in Russia. :D
Born too late to die in war over oil, born too early to die in war over oil, born just in time to die in war over oil.
https://www.worldometers.info/oil/
There are 1.65 trillion barrels of proven oil reserves in the world as of 2016.
So another extra 30% or so.
For comparison, Venezuela has the world's largest oil reserve at 303 billion barrels.
Winter is coming.
Venezuela has the world’s largest oil reserve
Is THAT why we have an aircraft carrier off the coast?
They've got oil and they're NOT sharing it with rich people?
I mean to be fair they just don't have the infrastructure to extract it anymore. Economic sanctions since the Obama years have mean that the equipment to extract crude has become hard to maintain.

Winter is coming.
More like perpetual summer
It's almost poetic. The oil got there because there was once vegetation on Antarctica, that decayed over the eons. Now the thirst for oil will lead to heating the planet enough to melt the ice again.
Ffs, just fuck off, Russia.
It's amazing how we always find ways to speedrun our downfall.
Hey what is this we? Don't bring me into this. It's always the same few assholes at the top doing it all
More to the point, what will the consequences be of that much carbon being repatriated into the atmosphere? I hear that Siberia has had some awfully hot, miserable summers recently. It’s likely not going to go over well with the climate problems Russia is having.
Hmmmm.
The consequences aren't a secret. Look up the Planetary Solvency actuarial report from earlier this year, for starters.
We are cooked guys
We have been cooked for a while. I don’t think there’s anything after well-done, except burnt.
This is incredible
It shall be called the Maillard Era.
FFS lets move on from trying to suck every last drop of oil out of the earth's crust.
The issue with fossile fuels or more generally oil dependency isn't the limited availability. It's that they're massive deposits of stored carbon and if we start burning them they get released to the atmosphere. With the oil deposits already known if we use them all, we'd have killed the planet long before the last drop of oil is used. We don't need any new deposits.
You think Russia cares?
Show me a single country capable of extracting this oil who cares. There isn’t one. This is a capitalism problem, not a Russia problem.
Trump's about to liberate Antarta... Aunt Tart... Antitartica... the place where the polar bears live!
Fun fact, though you may have known. Arctic basically means "of the bear" because of the northern position of Ursa Major (bear constellation, also the Big Dipper). Antarctic means "not of the bear". Because of how words work, it's also Arctic = "north" and Antarctic = "anti-north".
Just for context, the US uses around 7 billion barrels per year. Can keep the SUVs going for the better part of a century.
Hmm sounds like a good reason to have the ice all melt and speed up us dependency on it - USA 2026 probably
Any chance the capitalists will just leave it in the ground? No? I didn't think so.
Just in time for it to not matter as oil demand declines and renewable energy takes over.

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