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[–] 32 points 10 months ago (1 child)

No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.

Too bad you don't have a CD tray. I'm guessing that's why you didn't order a drink.

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    Thank god it's an acer and not a good computer

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    This infuriates me more than it should.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'm partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I hope that's your work laptop...

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Why is your laptop so thin?

    Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It's a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    oh man, you haven't lived until you've eaten cheese fries off your laptop keyboard at the end of a long day. You're so close, I promise it's worth it!

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Open sauce and computer chips, what's not to love

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    acer laptop, nothing of value was lost

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago*

    hello? human computer rights department?

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    Disgusting... now I want fries

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