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[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 66 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Skill issue.

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 4 months ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago
[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 points 4 months ago

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 months ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

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