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[–] elvith@feddit.org 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, that's the number to the emergency services too!

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

Really easy to remember…

Or whatever he said.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

bruh... all of the numbers are on the back now

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Kind of incredible how we pretty much invented those 3 extra numbers to make sure that knowing what's on the front won't he enough to use it, and then we undid that by putting it on the back. https://xkcd.com/2677/

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My main credit card doesn't have any numbers on the back… or the front.

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have a wells fargo credit card by any chance?

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[–] dragnucs@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine is: 4035 5014 2814 6300 03 2030 737

[–] kewko@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

That's a cute silly duck name little ** 6300

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

4580515834270126 12/31 653

Oh man! How do I pronounce this?

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

About like you'd pronounce Æ A-12

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

4422 8866 7654 2468 12/34 001

Is this also my stripper name?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

No, that's your mother's maiden name, and the name of the street you grew up on!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

0420 6942 0694 2069 4/20 069

[–] Prok@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, this one's expired!!

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

4111 1111 1111 1111 0126 123

[–] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Found the dev.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i don't have a credit card, is debit card OK? :(

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't steal my money if I am also broke.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago

That's why we asked for your credit card not your debit card

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

grapes

No, just petty theft and indecent exposure

[–] julysfire@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jagex blocks your password! See, mine is *******!

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's so cool!

hunter2

What do you see?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It says Ilovecocks if I read it right

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[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to post, but my card only had one number on the back, 3 digits long. :(

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nobody ever remembers to ask for the ZIP code.

Pretty sure some merchants also ask for billing address, name on card, and phone number.

All this fails if the bank flags the transaction and requires 2fa.

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[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know, if I used something like privacy.com I'd just go ahead and create a single-use card with like $2 allowance and see what happens.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"FBI OPEN UP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR..."

checks notes

"...funding terrorist activity in the amount of 2 dollars?!? 🤔"

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

YOU WON A FREE TRIP TO EITHER LIBYA OR EL SALVADOR! The fun part is guessing which one, or how long it will take everyone you ever knew to morn your passing... OVER A SEA!!! Good luck Sardaukar!

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Better memorize the north star

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

7279 7869 8980 7984 04 2026 024 HONEYPOT

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

6011 0009 9154 3426 12/25 123

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Discover Card, Nice!

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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Polly waddle I think

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

My name is 1 2 3

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 weeks ago

qWacky missed opportunity

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jerry Pisspot III am I doing this right

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

55-55, 5....5

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

5490175897536472785479178950797495787834 [sic]

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Password 1 2 3 4

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