this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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I can tell you just hastily did this, in GIMP if I had to guess because you didn't fill in the hole tagging his name.
But this makes it higher quality in my opinion, because I never had the balls to let it go like that. Well done.
I want dearly to accept the recognition for this garbage that I found on the internet, so I made my own garbage. 
You saddamized the gun! This isn't garbage, this is art!
Does a gun have an ass?
Well if you think about it:
- Consumables go in the magazine well
- Their desired outcome is the bullet leaving the barrel
- The remaining waste is the casing out of the ejection port.
So I think the ejection port is a gun's ass.
Finding the ass of a revolver is a LOT more complicated
Finding the ass of a revolver is a LOT more complicated
Some people collect stamps..
gun r34
oh god
A true man of character.
I think you just created the Saddam with a dick variant.
I felt he deserved a massive erection while performing his favorite act
Eagerly waiting for the 2.0 update where Saddam has intact balls and the astronaut has a Saddam Hussein patch.
There's another level here, you're right.
I can easily get two more shitposts out of your suggestion.
Your as a bad as my wife. Please, for the love of God charge your phone.
My wife does this a lot and says it's a girl thing :( Is it? I don't believe in that.
My wife just says she forgets. She's undiagnosed adhd for sure though.
Edit: I have been informed by my wife that I must tell you that i also do this.
Your wife acknowledges the existence of her phone?
Wait, aren't you supposed to drain it to 0%, and then charge to 100%?
Charging it before then trains the battery to hold less charge over time.
Are you using NiCd batteries?
you're supposed to never let a lithium battery go below 10 or above 90, because that damages the battery
That is how old NiCd batteries from the 2000s worked.
Lithium is the opposite, it doesn't like to be at 100% for long periods of time and it likes being at 0% even less.
I am also using Voyager on my phone and because of how it loads pictures,I legitimately thought those were still two separate posts on my screen rather than one hmmmmm post about two posts being back to back. >_<
we did a little bit of trolling
I really want a vertical mouse but decent ones are pretty expensive. Logitech seems to be the only company I can find that makes them.
I've had shit experience with Razer and would never buy their product myself, but many people like them. They recently launched a "gaming" vertical mouse.
https://www.razer.com/ca-en/productivity/razer-pro-click-v2-vertical-edition
They break super quickly for me. As in, the thin plastic of the buttons literally breaks off after a couple of years.
I've had shit experience with them too. Every mouse wheel has broken after about a year, and I had their old wireless mamba battery pack pillow on me. Their verticle mouse looks interesting but islts scary coming from them.
My perception skills are too poor to understand the joke, but I have never heard of a vertical mouse before so I am excited anyways. Thanks for sharing! Off to find a video to see how they work.
The graph looks like Saddam Hussein hiding I believe!
I have an Evoluent vertical 4. I like it. It has quirks, but overall pretty nice.
Kensington has vertical models, and their peripherals are very reliable - I have an Expert Mouse Pro trackball that has outlasted 5 generations of other manufacturers' mice/trackballs.
Keychron has one that’s configurable with a web launcher (so no bloatware) and I like their other mice, but I’ve never tried that one
Interesting. I've had a bad experience with their k6, they promised software but it never came. Functionally it's been fine though so I'll check out the mouse. Thanks!
Was that pre-QMK? They went open source for their keyboard firmware, so if that’s why they abandoned yours it’s shitty but at least you know it’ll never happen again now the community can support the hardware in the worst case
Yah, pre-qmk. I debated flashing qmk on its risky and you lose Bluetooth support. They said for years they would support the board then ditched it. Left a very sour taste in my mouth sadly.
Three times I tried to press the upvote button in the screenshot even after it failed twice. I'm going back to bed.
And here I was thinking : "Hey, clever me just noticed it looked like the saddam hussein meme. I'll go to the comment section make that joke. It will be hilarious."
The comment section :
Is Sagam Husain hiding in the chart?
I tried to comment like 5 times before noticing it's a long photo and the photo was magnifying 😭 I was so confused. I even thought for a second that I was just seeing the same post below the rat post as the one in the photo. I was so convinced I took a screenshot to post in the comments. What a trip.
OnnnnMMMMnmnd
I saw it and thought, "I didn't know I could support Lemmy development on Patreon. I'll add that!"
I'm already a member. Not sure when I joined up, but I'm glad I'm contributing to this appreciated platform.