> Be CEO
> Don't implement health and safety measures
> Die from preventable accident
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Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I'm laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.
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It was Klaus again, wasn't it.
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That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.
Careful everyone, he's a hero.
No crime
You has the most confusing name.
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What a sad suicide
...We need more forklifts
Oops
On purpose or on accident?
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Guitar riff
Shake hands with danger
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What is up with the government and trying to find these CEO killers. I like what they do but I'm not that desperate to figure out who they are.
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