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[–] 99 points 9 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    the biggest plus of my wife moving out of special ed is not having to do diaper changes anymore. they can't handle their own toilet, they can't go to gen ed. easy rule to have.

    i'ma send her this still. there was always that one student.

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  • [–] 46 points 9 months ago* (4 children)

    It's nice that you saw past her developmental difficulties. But I worry if she can legally consent.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    The funny part is I'm the disabled one

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  • [–] 68 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Is that the Hall of Presidents anamatronic?

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  • [–] 61 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm upset they got rid of the old model that was very clearly originally Hillary Clinton.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It is a better likeness, so it's still ugly as sin. Will we ever get to a point like the Germans where any image or mention of him will elicit disgust by the vast majority of Americans? Probably not in my lifetime.

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  • [–] 52 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    If he was a farm animal he’d have been put down long ago

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  • [–] 42 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    If Americans weren’t farm animals he’d have been put down long ago

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    I've seen that look on my grandfather while I was his carer, Trump is dying in front of our eyes. I give him 2 years, maybe 3 years tops.

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  • [–] 42 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    That..is too long. 2 or 3 days of great. Weeks are fine, even up to 3 months is acceptable. Not years.

    The damage this dementia riddled child rapist can cause in a few years is just unbelievable, yet inevitable (unless someone over there grows a spine and does 'something' about him)

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    I don't understand why we can't just Truman show him. He's got no idea what's going on anyway so just fly him around on air force 1 to various places, have some actors "interview" him and every time he starts going on about taking over Greenland or whatever his next obsession is, just telling him you've done it. Is not like he's going to check.

    Every time he's getting a bit much for everyone just encourage him to go to his golf course, so we can get a week's rest.

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago

    Just enough time for him to be puppeted around like Nancy reagan with her hand up Ronnie's ass. The only saving grace is that there are gonna be a whole lot of people fighting for the privilege of fisting him, so the infighting could delay things

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Given the strokes I'd give him 6 months tops

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I feel like we've hoped for this for the better part of a decade now. Little babyhanded son of a bitch has plot armour.

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago

    “This is Aberbijon. What am I doing in Aberbijon. I’m the president of Aberbijon! Ameesatimifen.”

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It's either that or somebody forgot to toggle the on switch at the nape of its neck.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Trying not to imagine the stench embedded in the oval office desk chair

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    Hey... Pretty sure I know that user IRL 🤣😶

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    What's the real context here?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Ladies and gents that’s my president!! Round of an applause looking like just disturbed from peaceful nap.

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