This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop.

We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.

The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money.

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

  1. "Buy" the book (it's free)
  2. Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.

That's it.

(Link is here in case your Lemmy client stripped out the other ones: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H . If it's not free, try buying from Amazon.CA)

Please share! Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

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[–] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ok, which one of you did this?

Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance and Usha Novel

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago

    Love this review: " Unlike Melania's convention speech, this book is a completely original piece."

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    Ok, I did it for you. I haven't bought any Kindle books in over a year so I feel icky but at least I paid $0 for it.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    JD Boehninger is SUCH an awesome name lmao

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    Nah. I don't want anything to do with her or amazon, even in jest.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    lmao

    JD Boehninger is an author, sailor, skilled woodworker, internationally-ranked tango dancer, and ombudsman. He lives in Oatman, Arizona, with his 14 dogs and (briefly) one cat. He is extremely food-motivated.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    You are still giving both Amazon and her name traffic. Remember the old adage of no publicity is bad publicity, so fuck that. Amazon pages alone will never dirty my devices, this isn't really the zing you think it is......

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Oh my fucking god, this is a goddamned gem. Trolling master level.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Maybe just reference the book and it’s details on her Wikipedia page

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    I did my part!

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Here but for the grace of God, I go.. Alright.. I'm in.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    @mulcahey

    It's at # 14 when I searched. Spreading this everywhere I can. 😆

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I'd expect we'd rather find one fic on AO3 that's about Melania witnessing Demente go for the big, beautiful Bill, if you get what I mean, and we make that famous.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Done… and I’m frightened that I might actually read it…

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    I have contributed to this act of trolling and I fully approve 😆

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Sadly, the ebook isn't available in my region

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    @mulcahey
    That was a fun. It costs nothing to "buy" the eBook.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    It costs ~$7 in Canada, almost worth it :)

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago*

    Probably easier to get it to redirect to Melenia, Blade of Miquella's Fextralife page by simply editing the wiki to change "Melenia" to "Melania."

    Nobody would wanna solo her, tho.

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