Buddy, it's like the SS are coming.
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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And even if it wasn't, when the SS is what first comes to mind when thinking "who is worse than ICE?", that's already enough of a problem on its own.
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American here. Can confirm.
It's exactly like that.
It's weird how well they knew what to claim while claiming the opposite
You mean the country that invented fascism doesn't see the problem with ICE?
This is their current Prime Minister...
I see "Mussolini" and "buon politico" and feel like I can piece enough together.
I don't speak Italian either, but I know enough Spanish (not much) to figure out what it says...
Speak spanish
I think that mussolini was a good politician
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To be fair, the SS used IBM and cocaine to achieve levels of efficiency that ICE can only dream of. ICE is using hallucinating LLMs and Sudafed, clearly.
And also currently have a fascist government.
Buddy, your grandpa got the same thing wrong 90 years ago.
Why is US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement even going to provide security for a sports event in another country, anyway? It seems bizarrely out of scope.
Honestly, it's a rare chance for us Europeans to organise a huge protest against ICE. Now I'm kinda dreaming this happens.
They will deport all the Italians in Italy, obviously.
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I mean Italy has always viewed the SS in positive light, so makes sense they view ICE the same way
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They already have no legitimacy in the US, fuck business do they have going to another country?
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It IS exactly inviting gestapo to your country. Other country's hit squad having no jurisdiction whatsover.
It is like the SS is coming.
This will age like milk
Well, yes it is.
yah it kind of is turning into that.
My boy Antonio really just went with the first comparison that jumped to mind.
Really? Explain how this isn't that exact situation.
it's not like the SS are coming
That is a strangely specific comment, especially about a group that constantly is compared to the SS .... Because they fucking behave like the SS!
So yeah, yes! The SS are coming and you're rolling out the red carpet
Fuck these Nazis, you should all block their entrance to the country. Hell, Europe should have a requirement that (ex) ice employees aren't welcome. They so the same for ex nazis, don't they?
I don't understand why they would go in the first place. They are homeland security. That's not our home land wtf
what "Immigrations Customs Enforcement" objective can it possibly serve to send ICE to italy?
It seems like they're trying to turn the olympics into some kind of fascist goon festival.
They're just there to keep the trains running on time.
Wouldn’t it be the brown shirts?
Yeah. Sturmabteilung (SA) aka brownshirts is technically the more accurate comparison.
More like the SA.
What an odd thing to say.
Why would of all groups of people the SS would pop into their head, unprompted? Hmmmmm.
And italy knows their fascists!
It is like the SS are coming.
I’ve taken to calling them ICEatzgruppen.
It's like the sa are coming. The ss were a military company, the sa were political police.
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“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” - Monty Python
This is like some always sunny shit.
"it's not like the SS is coming"
Cue the always sunny title music and the text "the SS ruins the Olympics"
Puttana motherfucker.
Yeah like that's never happened before
Mussolini II
Well, not yet. Maybe, not exactly. Early stage Gestapo perhaps?
The Sturmabteilung (SA), also known as the brownshirts are more apt. ICE is far too bumbling, incompetent and obvious to be the Geheime Staatspolizei, or secret state police.
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No but its like the SA is coming.
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