Who does that? What if they do everything right and it doesn't work and then it turns out it's my fault?

But it would need to be reliable with a syntax, like some kind of grammar.

Design requirements are too ambiguous.

I think our man meant in terms of real-world situations

This still isn't specific enough to specify exactly what the computer will do. There are an infinite number of python programs that could print Hello World in the terminal.

I think the joke is that that is literally what coding, is.

Randall Munroe. You may know him from such gems as xkcd 3472 and 6548.

Web browsing 101: if you see a hyperlink on social media, you can click on it and then look around to see if it contains more links with useful information, often in the header or footer of the page. Here I found one for you: https://xkcd.com/about/

In the desktop client the positions of bubbles also depend on the width of the window.