GrafZahl

joined 4 years ago
[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just make all clocks that are connected to internet run 0.1% faster / slower until you are at UTC+12 and in about one and a half years everyone should be caught up. People will only have to change their mechanical watches by 1.4 minutes every day, so it should hardly be noticeable

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

We want the social collective to support us to achieve our individual freedom...and then leave us alone

Someone else should work for me and I will not give anything in return.. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Most liberals would at least shed a tear about the suffering of the disenfranchised, but Damien admits they have to suffer, so some can enjoy "individual freedom", which just means not having to give a shit. I bet they blame "woke" for having gone too far.

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well if the story communicates that police have magic super powers maybe it's just not a good story and deserves to be ridiculed innit. Some crime is cool but they wont mention that

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea pretty sure thats in Marx somewhere, the German Ideology maybe?

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taking photos of your memes might actually be the way to go. Surely AI will never be able to emulate that posting style

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

What Up, Users in Chat?

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

That's the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

US American unicorn = unigun i-cant

I choose the nunchuckorn

[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

"music stops with record scratch" Bet you wonder how I got into this mess ;) "All Star starts playing"