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    TableRoller@lemmy.world
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    If you were stuck in a timeloop how would you spend your time? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
    [–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

    Eat the same breakfast every day until I'm sick of it, and then the next day it's back again

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  • Lill’ sandwiches in c/cooking@lemmy.world
    [–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

    Give her a promotion and a raise, on the condition she hands in a box of little sandwiches every week as her KPI

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  • Cat food should come in realistic flavors in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
    [–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

    "Fresh Sparrow Flavour" on the bag: cat gives it five stars, owner returns it on the spot

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  • Is my laundry machine broken? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
    [–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

    Your washing machine has gone zen. Inner warmth only.

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  • what to do with 2+ pounds of butter patties? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
    [–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

    OP should do a giveaway, roll the dice and give out however many it lands on 😁 I'll go first:

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  • I despise laundry. How can I make my life contain less of it? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
    [–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

    Next time I'll just roll a die to decide who does the laundry.

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