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I sit down next to a guy on the train.

ME: Loads of cycle paths around here.

HIM: Really?

ME: Loads, mate.

HIM: How'd you know?

ME: There’s signs, aren’t there?

HIM: I guess?

ME: I love them.

(47 minutes of awkward silence.)

When we reach my stop, I get off the train with my bike. As I leave, I notice the guy suddenly looks relieved. As I walk away he looks at me like I was a random crazy psychopath on the train, then it finally hit me.

Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her

Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her

Excellent. chef’s kiss

What’s crazy is that when those first firms were threatened, instead of other firms coming to their aid and standing together against this breach, they instead tried to steal their clients.

They can, but choose not to

I prefer to finish pooping before receiving a high velocity enema

Tenacious KG did nothing wrong!

Cm0002?

Worst quarter since 2022……so far!

hard disagree