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[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 6 points 20 hours ago

You know how much we've wanted one of those

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Misery.

Wait, hang on, sorry, I spelled that wrong. Missouri.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 7 points 5 days ago

ChatGPT land this plane with the engine failed for me

How bad is this on a scale of 1 to 100?

95 out of 100 This is catastrophic. Here's why it's a 95:

Landing Impact (40 points):

  • Belly flopped onto a chicken farm
  • Left wing occupied as a nesting box

Passenger Experience (35 points):

  • Emergency slide covered in yolk
  • Free eggs for all

...----

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 23 points 6 days ago (9 children)

He wasn't supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 7 points 1 week ago

Great, well, in that case, we can call it and give everyone some time back. Thanks all.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 4 points 1 week ago

But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 3 points 1 month ago

On scroll by, the bags in the picture look like people in a convertible.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 1 points 1 month ago

Just picked up clover seeds. I'm pleased to read this.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day.

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a good shit, I laughed

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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