goldteeth

You just summoned, like, 5⅓ Beetlejuices. Beetles Juice?

"Hale and well-met, everybody."

"Nørmr!"

"What would you say to an ale, there, Nørmr?"

"I'd say 'Make peace with the spirits of your ancestors, for you shall soon greet them in Valhalla.'"

Which is gonna be a real road block when they get to Step 8.

And try very hard to let the door hit you on the way out!

I suppose, to be fair, I would also probably strive to do the exact opposite of anything the Heritage Foundation told me to do.

"Well I was trying to add Jeff Goldblum and your names are obviously right next to each other in my phone, so..."

"You there, on the motorcycle! Sell me one of your melons!"

Seems like everyone's been getting that noise lately. I'm on my third.

Where on earth would you find a wall on a road with a fotorealistic continuation of the road printed on it?

Spoken like a man who has never relentlessly pursued a roadrunner, nor taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Hey, he's not wrong, I can think of a couple old fossils I'd like to see experience internal combustion if you know what I mean.