henfredemars

joined 2 years ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 12 hours ago

Official act.

And for everyone who helped me out, pardon.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Do the ladies like this?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Silly me for planning to retire.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Does cold soup become something that isn’t soup? If the soup is frozen solid, is it still soup?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

People don’t like to hear it, but I believe what we’re seeing now is just a massive exacerbation of issues that we already had before. We’re now speed running it to its eventual conclusion rather than doing something about it.

The economy wasn’t serving Americans yesterday. It’s not serving them today. We still live in a dystopian hell as we were living in one a few years back.

We need a real change. The question is, are the people willing to do what it takes?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 38 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

There it is! That’s the meme!

If Lemmy is extreme leftist, this person is likely to be conservative or they keep stumbling into Grad and think that’s the whole platform.

I tend to lean towards ineptitude in this case though.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 22 hours ago

This person might not be that great with computers, based on reading their replies.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

You could always eat soup with your hands.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 22 hours ago

To be fair, soup can be basically anything. You could consider a phone soup by certain definitions of soup.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The lesson is, sadly, to not serve your country. It's a bad employer.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 28 points 23 hours ago

I'm an American and I don't want to buy our chicken either.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 149 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ostrich mode, activate!

Trust in the Trump! His Orange Grace, for He is playing 47-D chess!

 

I often manually choose English every time I post, but do I actually have to do this? Does this affect the ability of other users to view my posts, or am I wasting my time by taking this extra step on most posts and comments?

 

Phone makers need to collectively decide how we approach SIM cards going forward. The current state of eSIMs is an absolute mess, so we either need to ditch the idea of the eSIM-only future, or the big companies need to partner to solve this once and for all.

 
  • Android 16 is on track for its June release, a departure from Google's usual August releases.
  • Google's President of the Android ecosystem confirmed to Android Police it's on track for its target.
  • Google has switched to Trunk Stable development, allowing it to release Android updates earlier.
 

Another shameless theft of title and meme, unknown source. To add a personal touch: my bro just started a job with an insurance company where they talked him up about all the cutting edge work they're doing in AI, ML and statistical analysis. Yeah, it's just a bunch of Python scripts calling out to web services. They should have just said they're looking for a (possibly backend) developer.

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Programmers Contest (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit. No source in the original post.

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