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Sacred fortune cookies (europe.pub)
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[–] 40 points 1 day ago* (9 children)

Yes we paid for a fortune cookie ad in bed!

Wait… what?! What the hell man?

Next is going to be toilet paper ads.

Kleenex ads. Electric car engine noises play ads. An ad on your shawarma wrap or heat pressed onto the pita. Ads on your furnace filters. Your tide pods.

Anything you might look at really.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago* (6 children)

    toilet paper ads

    So polymarket and other betting... things, will finally be useful.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 day ago* (5 children)

    No, it’ll be glossy instead of absorbent.

    Exactly like how this ad cookie uses different paper than a fortune cookie.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    You just know that paper made the cookie taste weird too

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Yeah isn't normal fortune cookie paper that kind of paper because it absorbs water very quickly...so you could chew and swallow it easily without really noticing (and without having any significant potential harm to bowels or airway)?

    What are the odds someone choked on one of these?

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