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[+] 134 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (14 children)
  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Did you tip when you wrote this comment?

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  • [+] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This mf out here trying to swipe Visa or MasterCard in the stripper's butt crack.

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  • I wouldn't be surprised if there were at least one person on the planet with a card reader/simcard combo implanted in their buttcheek for those occasions. I'm also pretty sure that Visa/Mastercard would have no issues with that, but if it's a gaming storefront then they are "omg"-ing

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I've got a tip for you.

    (I'm referring to the tip of my penis.)

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