my biggest boomer opinion is that there's only 151 Pokemon's, the rest are mental diseases. I won't learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.

Also, bidet is level 13. While it could be from battle experience, the dark rings under his eyes tell a different story.

unless it's an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?

...is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!

... except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

This... usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name... right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of ... not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

... This all implies... that this Pokemon's purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to... actually use 'Bidet' as a bidet.