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1977 weight loss advice (europe.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Some stinky ass farts coming from an all egg and beef diet.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don't worry. You and everyone you know is chain-smoking cigarettes all the time. Nobody will notice.

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The good ol days

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[–] kablez@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can't even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

I think we cracked the code. This "diet" is just bulimia with extra steps.

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Yup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.

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[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

It was in fashion at the time. The all important question of "Do you fart with that ass?" was finally silenced for one glorious year.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

Silenced, but still deadly.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago

Not a single vegetable or fruit either (because of course I'm not counting the wine or lemon juice.) At least throw in some celery for fiber.

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