Spiders (europe.pub)
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[–] 31 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I assume the best you can do is behavior capture and selective breeding. Feed the most inoffensive ones. Kill the ones that violate the treaty. In a few years, you could have a household of nearly invisible spiders that are somehow also always nearby.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    That's actually a good idea, though, don't capture them otherwise you are just making the spider equivalent of a dog

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