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Me, every time the transporter debate kicks off. (europe.pub)
submitted 4 weeks ago by [M] to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
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[+] -10 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Y'know how there's the DS9 episode of the sniper who teleports bullets? Yea, I would transport my penis into people then beam it back. The medicine will be there, so it will be like some invertebrates who can rip off their penis so the female can use it to impregnate herself. It's just the obvious move to make moving into the future, obviously.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Why would you not just transport the sauce? Don't gotta send the whole dog if octoberfest is the goal.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 weeks ago

    You kids and your instantaneous gratification. You don't just push a button and get your ding dong crash test certified. You gotta put in the work; the sacrifice. That's what Jesus was about and I ain't taking my dick off for no God damn reason, y'hear? I am one with the lord, and I say to you, the promised land is the goal, and that shit os a timeshare in New Jersey. Would you like to come to our presentation? It's the Thursday after Friday, before Monday, obviously.

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