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[–] 67 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

The sloth just hangs there and refuses to move. What do I do?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Put the sloth in water, it swims twice as fast than it moves on the ground

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Feed it high nutritious food and wait for it to evolve back into giant ground sloths. It will be fucking sweet, might take a few millenia but the next best time to start is now.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    The sloth now weighs over 100 kg and still doesn't move.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    The giant ground ones were massive, they've caves that still exist from them digging. There were a bunch of other sloths too that got hunted out by the clovis hunters 10k years back or so.

    'Sloth Sanctuary of Costa ricahttps://www.slothsanctuary.com › about-sloths › giant-ground-sloth Extinct Giant Ground Sloths - Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica

    The largest and grandest of these was the Megatherium, the extinct genus of the family Bradypodidae. This giant stood seven meters tall and weighed seven tons'

    'Oct 12, 2021 ... The large clawed sloth, or Megalonyx, was a large ground dwelling sloth which grew to about 10 feet long and weighed roughly 2,200 pounds.' https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/giant-ground-sloths.htm

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