Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most chaotic debate in Washington! The House chamber is absolutely erupting as AOC and Mike Johnson go toe-to-toe over the latest bill! Johnson has the floor, but AOC is having none of it! She’s firing back with point after point, the chamber roaring like a sold-out arena! Oh, wait! AOC is getting out of her chair. She's sprinting down the aisle. Here comes Steve Scalise. He's up and running toward her. Holy cow! Ihan Omar is running across the table tops! She’s leapt into the air. Wow! Flying side kick straight into Scalise. She's got him down on the floor and is pummeling him mercilessly. Hakeem Jeffries is...uh...lying back in his chair, talking on the phone with his donors. More on that later, but back to the action! Here comes Jim Jordan and he's got a chair! He's taking a swing at AOC, and oh my god! It's Adam Schiff with a gavel! Right to the head! Jordan is out! AOC has reached the podium. She's got Johnson by the Collar, making him look like a dork made of limp spaghetti noodles, which is his baseline, but perhaps he looks it more now than ever. She's got him up. Oh my, wow, right through the table! AOC has slammed Mike Johnson right through a table on the house floor! One! Two! Three! He's out cold! The Sergeant at Arms Raises AOCs hand in the air! H.R. 11,001 passes the House by TKO! The bill to outlaw recreational immigrant hunting is going to the Senate!