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Hard Out There For A Woman (europe.pub)
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[–] 250 points 3 days ago (47 children)

I thought this was somebody's type

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  • [–] 105 points 3 days ago* (19 children)

    This is somewhat similar to my raw attraction to toxic, dangerous women. I once had a woman casually say mid-blowjob, "I could totally bite your cock off right now." I giggled like Ralph Wiggum and then we had mind blowing sex.

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  • [–] 72 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    If you ever wrote a book I'd leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago

    It could be a group project.

    I also had a toxic partner and amazing sex stint. We called ourselves Sid and Nancy as a joke, but also because it was definitely heading towards both of us in a filthy hotel room (again), drunk and high (again), and someone accidentally dies (first time!). We both nicknamed each other the fucking safe word for society, and still missed the signs.

    She went on to write a bunch of songs about it. I married a sort-of friend of the ex who is non-toxic, but also amazing with the sex. And who every time she sees a certain type of woman with trashy makeup on, says "oh, she looks like (name of ex)" as a rib to me.

    Yeah. Good times.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

    It's through the grace of seeking Dommes that I freed myself from my self destructive instinct towards dangerous and toxic women lol. Thankfully these days I'm married to a dangerous but completely nontoxic woman, because I really can't handle the "picking fights out of boredom" type behavior

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  • [–] 55 points 3 days ago* (9 children)

    I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:

    Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she's amazing! The best thing that's ever happened to me!

    Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.

    Friend: No it's different this time, she's cool! She's a gamer, we like the same music, she's super chill.

    Me: Ok dude, I'm happy for you.

    Two weeks later

    Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.

    Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.

    But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 days ago* (3 children)

    I don't think I've ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    I need a legit survey of women who haven't thought about this at least once.

    I'm convinced it's half the appeal of oral sex. "I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you're too horny to care".

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  • [–] 32 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Asking what the Spanish word for tortilla is a valid question.

    If you ordered a 'tortilla' in Spain, you would get an omelette, not a flatbread.

    This comment section is like the bellcurve meme.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    Yeah, false friends (loan words that don't mean what they mean in the original language) are super common.

    Edit: The definition I gave is wrong, or rather too narrow. Wikipedia says this:

    In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that looks or sounds similar to a word in a given language, but differs significantly in meaning.

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  • [+] 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)
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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    I hope they'd wear sunscreen 😦

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    Given that panthers aren't a specific animal.. What animal was the pink panther?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I am wrong in thinking that panther is just another name for the family of animals also called cougars, mountain lions, and pumas? Is this just an US thing?

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  • [–] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I (male) have a twin sister.

    I have been asked on more than one occasion if we are identical.

    I have also been asked by someone if we are the same age.

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