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[–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

How does sitting sholve this issue?

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  • [–] 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    What a juvenile with that sentence. I prefer to use the word peepee.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Well weewee comes out of the peepee, That's just science. Weewee stops after puberty and becomes stinky pee. Peepee is still used as the John Doe if its bearer never named it or its name is unknown/private.

    We learned this in school, so they were definitely not raised right.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    You can dry your wiener with a piece of toilet paper.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (4 children)

    The urinary sphincter is at the base of the penis, the piss that comes out after you stop is the stuff held in the urethra (unless you have some cause of incontinence ofc). Unless you are in to sounding you aren't getting in there.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    the quakers don't want you to know this but you can gently milk your wiener to get liquids out of it

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    There's a variety of reasons.

    Firstly you're in less of a rush, so when the stream becomes a dribble you just wait. If you're standing you're more inclined to get impatient and rush off.

    Secondly, the stream is easy to control but the dribble is more likely to fall on the floor, so sitting avoids that.

    Finally, pushing your gooch from our asshole to your nuts squeezes out the remainder. Its way easier to do this sitting.

    Yes, I'm an old guy managing an enlarged prostate.

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