A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".

It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.

I haven't used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.

That's not normal at 37. In fact, that's not normal at 60.

The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it

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They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.

Just sit down already, jesus christ

Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.

(It doesn't help to shake and beat, into the pants goes the last drop)

LPT: when you think you are done, push on your taint. You're welcome.

This is one reason I sit down to pee

Push under your balls

Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.

"If peeing your pants makes you cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Everyone who wants to avoid urinary incontinence issues should do pelvic floor exercises. I don't see it spoken about for men as much as women (women are advised to do this during and after pregnancy especially), but everyone can benefit from it.

To identify the feeling of contracting your pelvic floor muscles, try stopping peeing when you're mid stream (though this is just to help you identify them — you shouldn't regularly practice this way, as it can lead to UTIs).

The way to practice is to squeeze your pelvic floor muscles, trying not to pull your tummy in (or to squeeze your glutes). Hold this for two seconds, then relax. Repeat 10 times. Doing this daily is advised, and over time, you can increase the amount of time you hold the squeeze for to up to 10 seconds. Try to breathe normally while you do this exercise.

In addition to being the best way to prevent urinary incontinence, it can also help with sexual performance too. You can practice basically any time. I often find myself practicing while I'm in traffic, because it's something to help fill the time.

Do the helicopter to get it all out using centrifugal force. You're welcome.

Well, Did you Dab? I Dab. You should Dab!

Proof, as if it was needed, that we shouldn't be wearing pants. If it wasn't for "laws" and "public decency" I wouldn't.

We need penis clips... Like a bag of chips. I think exercising yo prostate like when you get a boner and you make that thang jump. Keep cranking for you health ya'll. Row row your boat gently down the stream. Life is embarrassing big whoop. Wanna fight about it.

All the advice is great, especially the taint squeeze (situation permitting), but maybe also get your prostate looked at.

Two close friends, identical twins, one had this problem and the other didn't. Doctor said it was the inflamed prostate.