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[–] 96 points 2 weeks ago (26 children)

A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a "wankerchief" that guys could keep around and calling it a "Peter Patter".

It definitely made me giggle far too much. It's a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    When I'm at home I always wipe after pissing. While I'd take a pass on the piss rag in my pocket idea, the name still could apply to men's underwear. After all, our underwear is soaking up that unwiped piss already.

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  • [–] -5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Seriously? After I'm done at a urinal, I press the remaining urine out of my urethra and shake it off. There shouldn't be any stray drops if you're doing it properly.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 weeks ago

    Next time you get the opportunity, shake it, milk it, gooch press etc. Then take a single sheet of paper and press it flush against your pee hole. You'll still notice a small drop that would have otherwise gone in your underwear. That's why I always use a toilet if I'm able to. And urinals are gross, there's always splashback even if you can't see it.

    (No shade at you specifically btw, I didn't downvote you)

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  • [–] 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Im a dude and wiping with a single sheet of TP after peeing is a gamechanger Im never going back from.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Everyone doesn’t do this? My god… 😭

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    I do it at home. It’s harder in public urinals because I forget to grab a sheet from the dispenser first. If there’s no one else in the restroom, I hold the band of my boxers open to avoid contact and waddle to the sink area to grab a sheet to wipe with. Bringing my own TP roll in my bag solves this issue though.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Wat? Yall dont wipe? No suprise that all your stuff gets wet

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

    Most guys don't wipe after peeing, yes. I do, because the thought of doing it with my underwear disgusts me, but uh... yeah I guess it just doesn't occur to most guys. Kinda like washing your hands before you touch your penis.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I will say two things:

    1. Just do a little push on your taint and the extra dripple comes right out.
    2. Barring that, you have to just wrap your entire dingy in a tissue or toilet paper to absorb the liquid over the next few hours. Like a lazy male tampon.
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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    That "little push" never works 100% reliably, capillary action from your underwear fabric will pull more out.

    Men are so fragile they'll jump through a million hoops just to avoid peeing "like a girl"....

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    ....do you mean like the toilet paper you just mentioned?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Some new words just burn themselves into your brain, and this is one of those cases. I didn't need the word "wankerchief" stuck in my head, but now it is, and I keep giggling at odd times. Thanks a bunch.

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