Probably a "smart" coffee maker.

Just put on there it connects to the internet to get the freshest electrons for your coffee and boomers will give it WiFi, their credit card number and one quarter of their children's inheritance

so you can make coffee from anywhere in the world, and for firmware updates and to get the latest brew styles.

It is considered rude to not give guests the password I beleive.

You're trying to hook up, y'know? These things happen at a certain point in a boys life.