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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 70 points 4 days ago (2 children)

your clipboard in the comments

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

ngl that's exactly the response I was going for

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[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Clipboard clears after 5 minutes

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

don’t care didn’t ask CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Curse of RaRa Rasputin Russia greatest love machine.

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[–] bricked@feddit.org 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

584895

In case you need my 2FA code

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Prepare to be hacked, sucker

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

good luck. he's behind 12 proxies!

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago
[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

both excited and scared.

[–] argarath@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago
[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

192.168.114.1

(I was setting up my printer)

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now we can hack you printer

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

All you printer are belong to us

[–] TurboToad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

“Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.” -Terence McKenna

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago
[–] PolarPirate@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago
[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

tween_cast.set_target_position(Vector3(0,0,VELOCITY * delta))

Shapecasts man, nifty thing

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Theraphosinae sp. vulpes

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 17 points 4 days ago
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 3 days ago

gcc-16-base:i386 libgcc-s1:i386

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

~/Downloads/OrcaSlicer-Linux-flatpak_V2.3.2-rc2_x86_64.flatpak

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

It won't upload but it's a video I saved of a cat taking a dump outside the litter box

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

https://imginn.com/


Ah, the useful website I just learned about.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

noai.duckduckgo.com

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

your clipboard

[–] Nebulous_Keito@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Disturbing Reality of Ultra-Processed Food

conplains about processed food.

buys food, proceeds to process it further (cooking) then proceeds to process it further (digestion)

[–] nestoR@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Angine de Poitrine

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

I have nothing to paste cause I just restarted my phone earlier today.

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