Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.

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This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.

I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.

He is risen

they hated him for speaking the truth

And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.

Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??

Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!